A husband and wife were sitting opposite me on a train. She was going through a checklist for their up and coming holiday, as well as explaining to him several jobs that needed doing around the house and telling him it was time he visited his mother. Suddenly she swatted something away from the side of her face.
“Something just buzzed in my ear,” she said.
The husband turned towards her and replied: “Now you know what it’s like to be me, dear.”