WHAT THE CLEANER
SAID
When my friend’s cleaner, a woman not averse to sharing her marital woes before starting a bit of dusting, walked in the other day, her opening line was: “We nearly had a thawing of the marital ice this morning.” My friend smiled, wary of what was about to be shared. The cleaner continued. “My hubby said he nearly came in for a cuddle, but when he put his head round the door and saw Alfie he thought better of it. Wasn’t about to fight over me, he said.” “Alfie?” my friend ask