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WHEN DID WE GET SO FORMAL?


A smart, thirty-something City man sat down next to me on the rush-hour, Piccadilly line tube. For the first part of the journey he read the Financial Times. He then took out his phone and began to scroll through his e-mails. I watched him, me being perfectly positioned to see the large screen. He methodically replied to several work-related messages. He then typed this in reply to another e-mail:

Hi Mark

Thank you for your email.

My name is Joseph Sands.

I live in west London and am usually free during the day on weekends and early evening on weekdays.

I too fantasise about threesomes and orgies.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Kind regards

Joseph

And then I changed lines.

#comedy

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