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DID YOU EAT SOMETHING ODD?


Two women, I think sisters, were standing in the queue at Boots, waiting to pay. One had a basket full of creams, shampoos etc. The other pointed to the box of laxatives in the basket.

“I’ve got a bit of constipation today,” explained the basket-holder.

“Did you eat something odd yesterday?”

“No. But I did take my mother-in-law to a Gareth Malone concert last night.”


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