WE THINK HE MIGHT BE GAY

Two friends, who seemed not to have seen each other for some time, were catching up in the pub, both tucking into Sunday roast.

“2016 hasn’t been a good year for us,” said the man. “My brother and his wife split up.”

He woman said that she was sorry to hear that. The man carried on.

“You see, we think he might be gay. But he’s not letting on if he is.”

The woman nodded, her mouth full of roast potato.

“He’s still very friendly with Sarah,” continued the man.

“Oh well, probably not gay then,” said the woman.

“Mmmm.” The man scratched his head. “But Sarah used to be Tony.”