I DON’T THINK THAT CONCEPT EXISTS. YET!

The couple stood admiring the shop window.

"That's nice that they've filled it with poppies," said the man. "Bet they'll have a good chance of winning the Best Dressed Window competition."

"Armistice Day Best Dressed Window competition?!" said the woman in disbelief. "I don’t think that concept exists. Yet!"

"Well there's generally a window competition around this time of year, so it must be for Armistice Day," shrugged the man.

"You're thinking of Christmas," tutted the woman. "And even then you've got the wrong month."